May 2012
Living in the past isn’t going to get you anywhere. Literally. If you’re just going to keep thinking about how things used to be and wishing it were like that now, you’re not going to progress in life. Life goes on, and so should you.
So one thing on my bucket list was to make my own...
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They call me the fireman because I turn the 'hoes'...
I can’t think of anything to do tomorrow. It’s times like these I kinda wish I had a boyfriend because then finding shit to do would be so much easier.
We would just cuddle and watch tv.
Maybe have sex or something.
And then eat food and play games.
Then probably do it all over again.
Lupe Fiasco - Kick Push (TokiMonsta Remix)
one-mic:
I still think a part of me died in 2011.
Am I even allowed to still feel this way?
Dad: Don't come home at 1 or 2 in the morning ok
Me: Gets home at 5:30. At least it wasn't 1 or 2.
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Help Wanted
You can ask your best friend for advice on what to do next. In fact, you can ask anyone for help. You can pray and ask for a sign all you want. You can wait and hope that assistance will come soon. But honestly, I don’t think anyone can begin to help you if you don’t help yourself first. Pick yourself up from the group and stay up. Someone could tell you to do one thing that could...
This is all about realizing that I deserve the...
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Be patient
Be kind
Be steady
Be wise
Be careful
Taylor Swift - Eyes Open
Wait. I am back home. I am back in the ghetto. I’m not at the University of Texas anymore. I can unzip my outer layer of skin and let my inner sassy black girl come out, now.
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“Is it possible, in the final analysis, for one human being to achieve perfect...”
– Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (via nuevacomienzo)
http://wherethefuckshouldigotoeat.com/ →
For all y’all indecisive motherfuckers.
The most dangerous thing to do is to jump into the...
Is that a bad analogy? I’m not good at this shit hahaha. What I’m trying to say is: don’t get yourself involved in situations you’re not ready for. This includes if you’re not mentally and emotionally ready. Just don’t do it. Don’t pull other innocent people into your pool if you know you, yourself, are not ready to dive in.
Anonymous asked: This isn't a question... I just wanna say: you have the most GORGEOUS hair.
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College Rant: People
I’ve come to realize that generally, I’ve met 3 types of people in college.
The ones you think you know until you turn around. They’re the people that seem really cool in the beginning. They’ll be nice to you and party with you and greet you when they see you. But the moment you turn your back on them, they’ll talk shit about you. Why? Don’t know haha. I guess...
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Daniel: Want some chocolate?
Me: Sure!
Daniel: ... Say "thank you", bitch
Me: Thank you, bitch :)
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“If you have a problem with me, please write it down on a note card, fold it up,...”
– BFF Jeffrey
“Your stomach receptors might not tolerate the antibiotic so you might feel sharp stomach pains. Also don’t take it with antacids. Don’t take your naproxen tablets without food or you could hurt the inside of your stomach. Also, the cough syrup is going to make you really drowsy and it will probably make your stomach hurt a lot but it’ll take away the pain from your...
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Inside of my mouth is all torn up on one corner because it’s rubbing against the end of a wire of my braces
Sharp pain in my stomach because the receptors in my stomach can’t tolerate my pain killers
Back rib that’s broken hurts like a motherfucker when ever I BREATHE
Swollen gland in my elbow from knocking it on the edge of a table 2 nights ago hurts when ever I put it on...
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A pretty face doesn't make up for an ugly...
Seriously, you can be the most good looking person walking the face of the earth but be a rude-ass egotistical mother fucker and you will just be plain ugly in my eyes. Especially this ego thing, a guy that thinks he can get any girl he wants because he has a nice face and physique is such a tool. Ugh so annoyed sorry lol </rant>
me: hey mom what do you want for mothers day
mom: I want your dad to stop being an asshole
mom: I want money
mom: I want to retire already
mom: oh and I want you to do the dishes
me: k how bout flowers and a card
“You want to take it back to where it was.. you want another chance to try again.”
So today I bought a really simple dress and it turned out to be $35.74. I swiped my debit card and I saw on the screen “The total is $35.74. Is this okay?” I wonder if I could just be like “aw fuck no this isn’t okay, too expensive. Let’s try dis shit again.”